It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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