so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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