I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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