Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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