I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
