I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
be right there i have to get my cape
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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