she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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