I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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