She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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