Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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