bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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