This girl is more easily done than said...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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