Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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