all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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