We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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