yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We had sex on a dog bed..
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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