So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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