let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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