4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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