i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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