**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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