My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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