Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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