would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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