Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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