I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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