The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Houston, we have a squirter
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
