It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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