Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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