how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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