I think I died a long time ago.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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