Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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