THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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