Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just google imaged poop.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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