What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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