I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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