Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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