matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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