every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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