new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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