What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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