i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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