nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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