very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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