Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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