I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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