my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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