Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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