69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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