Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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