bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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