I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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