hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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