talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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