I wanna bring you to show and tell
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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