we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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