Do you still have your period?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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