ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.