The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.